Reasons why to go out with a first aider

(st John ambulance preferably)

We are masters at speed dressing. We know how to put them on quickly and how to take them off even faster.
We are mouth to mouth experts.
We can give you the best-ever massage in your life.
We breath fresh life into people.
We've been trained to put people in different positions with no difficulty.
We know many ways of waking you up with only two fingers.
We go straight for your heart if necessary.
We always use adequate protection. Just look at how we love wearing latex gloves.
We can get dirty quite easily.
We can endure the most odd and unusual positions.
We do everything we can not to hurt you.
We have all the necessary numbers to call.
We don't mind one-off encounters.
Many have gotten dirty on us and we're used to it.
We always clean everything up.
We make sure you have someone to walk you back home.
We make sure we have your name and address on the first night.
We always have warm blankets ready.
We are easy to spot.
We give up our time out of love.
We know where our hands go and how to move about you.
We never leave you on your own and hardly give up on you.
We can perform with or without a public and just about anywhere.
We know what goes to your head and how to handle it.
We often find ourselves in conditions where we can only be good for you.
Every minute away from you really counts for us.
We know everything we need to know about your heart.
We always find the right spot.
We know how to electrify your life.
We have studied our Book.
We are the first on scene.
We can take your pain away in a few breaths.
We are true shockers.
We may be flammable.
We spend most of our time on our knees.

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